Online Cash Advances

Online Cash Advances - Curses!

From the land of invisibility...

No one is exactly sure where these online cash advances came from. They crept up on our peace-loving society like a crab in the night, click clacking lightly through cyber-streets and burrowing deep beneath our cash loving fat. From being a strange technological anomaly to completely dominating the lives of millions of citizens, these online cash advances made their presence be known, and their presence is known as a hellish pain in the pocketbook!

Beware online cash advances, beware of the Payday Loan Hero!

Never fear...fast cash solutions are here! The Payday Loan Hero could never fully trust this newfound friend of American greed:

• He was never exactly sure where online cash advances originated, caught up as they were in endless electronic sinews and bouncing to and fro at the whims of the lender.
• No matter how hard he tried, the Hero could never get a definite beat on the costs of these loans. What are the charges? How long do we have to repay the advances? Who is the Penguin?
• How could a loan that costs almost as much as you make in your next paycheck - and is due on the date of your next paycheck - be beneficial to your current situation when your last paycheck was not enough?

Ohh! The balance of the universe was throttled on the day when cash advances moved online, and the life of the Payday Loan Hero got that much more difficult. More people could apply at a faster rate and with less information to back up their application. And no matter how hard the Hero fights the online cash advance just keeps gaining ground, creeping and sleeking into our PCs, lurking throughout the INternet and ready to pounce!

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