Instant Cash Loans - My Powers Are Useless!
Hey, Im the Payday Loan Hero, not the payday loan genie. I'm not magic, I can't be in two places at once, and there is no way I can save a person once they apply for instant cash loans. Its just too fast, the obligations and pressures are too great - heros know their limitations and mine stop right at that instant barrier.
Instant cash loans are the toys of braggarts
Fortunately for me - but more fortunately for you - there is no way for today's lenders to actually make cash loans purely instant. Time, it seems, is still a financial barrier:
- The application for most of these supposed instant cash loans require an additional fax from first-time applicants. How on earth can they claim to provide instant anything of a fax machine is involved?
- There is still such a thing as approvals where united cash loans are involved, and even if its a quick phone call to verify employment and income, thats enough to do away with the instant.
- Most "lenders" offering quick cash loans online don't actually provide the funds - they work with a separate corporate banking entity and that bank is the one that delivers the cash to your account. Do you think these financial giants are going to move instantaneously for your need for cash? No way!
Its safe to say that if you find a lender offering instant cash loans, they are lying and your money will probably reach your account in a few hours. Thats still pretty fast, but more than slow enough for the Payday Loan Hero to help. So up, up and payday!
Enemies are everywhere...
But who knows what those devious lenders are cooking up this very minute? Maybe they are out there, coming up with some novel approach to cash advances that will indeed create an instant cash loan, and despite my ultra-sconic hearing I just...can't...hear them! Just remember - your current financial desperation is worth a lot of money to a lot of people. They'll do anything to profit off your need for financial assistance - but they'll never beat those people who remember the words of The Hero.
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