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Yes ladies, yes...I am the Payday Loan Hero, and indeed these biceps are pure, American made, real. Go ahead, give 'em a squeeze...oh, hello! Just taking a few moments off from my usual heroic duties to wow the beautiful denizens of my neighborhood. Yep, this is where I live, and you won't find cheap personal loans for miles around. What? You actually want cheap payday loans? Well then, you and me have a problem amigo - put up your dukes!

Cheap personal loans are my nemesis!

Anytime you see the word cheap used to describe a certain product, bells should go off in your brain that this is indeed an inferior product. Ad yes, the same goes with cheap personal loans. Sure you're saving a little bit of money today, but over the long run these cash advance services show their true cheap colors:

• Unsecured personal loans almost universally charge $20 per $100 you borrow - yet some lenders are out there offering payday loans at $10, even $7 per $100. Inconceivable!
• Shaving 50% off the price does not mean you are getting the same product however, and in fact these cheap personal loans are both slower and more susceptible to identity theft.
• They're cheap! The lenders don't have the capital to pay for upgrades in lending speed and security, and in an effort to profit they will do everything their evil powers to delay your repayment and force you into expensive late fees.

So don;t come into the Payday Loan Hero's backyard and start spouting off support for cheap payday advances. Now beat it, and if I ever catch you around here again I'll show you some personal loans mistakes you'll never forget.

Now ladies...where were we again? Oh yes, my biceps. Outstanding.

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